15 signs you might be a basic snob
1. You’ve ever paid to be in VIP
2. You’re broke, yet constantly talk about your “brand”
3. You’ll suck a dick with a cross around your neck, but won’t curse with your sorority letters on
4. You think having two jobs is better than having one
5. You act saditty on boat rides, like you’re on a cruise
6. You’ll put your entire day on hold to see the BET Awards, then act like its beneath you while you’re watching it
7. You have $10,000 in credit card debt, yet you’re constantly telling “broke bitches” to step their game up
8. You brag about doing regular shit, like paying your bills and going to work
9. You wear Stacy Adams suits, yet constantly lecture dudes with sagging pants about how ridiculous they look
10. You size up your friend’s pastors
11. It’s okay if your 15 year-old son smokes weed on the patio, as long as he doesn’t “disrespect your house” by bringing it inside
12. You regularly feel the need to folks that you don’t say “swag” anymore
13. You talk about Barack and Michelle Obama like they know you
14. You “can’t stand ignorant people,” yet you only own two books – which are most likely written by Superhead, Zane or Steve Harvey
15. You brag about eating baked chicken
U just described my boss.
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