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Mama-Wifey

\mah-muh\ \wife-ee\

An unmarried woman who serves as the de-facto guardian of a grown (loser) man with whom she’s entered into a relationship. Can often be found at work while said man is driving her car and hitting the weed. Takes pride in purchasing sneakers and video games for the man, as if he were an 8 year-old child. Despite her generosity, is guaranteed to get frustrated at some point and humiliate her partner, to which he’ll generally respond by cheating on her with a significantly less-attractive female (preferably one who wears Dollar Tree weave). Favorite phrases include: “Did you find a job yet?”, “Get the hell out my house!” and “Read the lie detector results, Maury.”